Meet Morticia
Brand Ambassador. Professional Attention Thief. Three Tons of American Steel.
Every law firm has a marketing budget. We bought a hearse.
Put Your Divorce To Rest.
The Most Photographed Member of the Firm
Meet Morticia, Wright Family Law Group’s 1970 Cadillac Miller-Meteor. She’s part brand ambassador, part rolling conversation starter, and unquestionably the most photographed member of the firm.
You’ll find her touring New England throughout the summer and fall, appearing at parades, cruise nights, car shows, charity events, and festivals, proving that family law marketing doesn’t have to look like another billboard featuring people in suits pretending to laugh.
She isn’t here to sell you. She’s here to make you smile. If she starts a conversation about moving forward after divorce, mission accomplished.
Her mission is simple: Put Your Divorce To Rest.
The Official File
About Morticia
Vehicle & Character Profile
Reg. No. WFLG·1970
Birth Year: 1970
Occupation: Brand Ambassador
Species: Cadillac
Make & Model: Miller-Meteor
1970 Cadillac Duplex Hearse
Hometown: Tewksbury, MA
Spiritual Home: Salem
Naturally.
Favorite Food: Premium gasoline
She refuses to discuss regular unleaded.
Favorite Holiday: Halloween
Obviously.
Favorite Music: Heavy bass
Enough to rattle the casket rollers.
Best Feature: Clears a parking lot
Or attracts one. Depends on the federal siren.
Hidden Talent: “Can I take a picture?”
Making complete strangers ask.
Length: ~21 feet
Have some compassion at parking time.
1970 Model year
3 Tons of American steel
21ft Bumper to bumper
1 Original federal siren
Curriculum Vitae
Morticia’s Resume
Brand Ambassador
Wright Family Law Group
- Appearing at New England car shows
- Leading parades
- Photobombing vacation pictures
- Accidentally becoming the most recognizable divorce & family law vehicle in Massachusetts
- Convincing people that lawyers occasionally have a sense of humor
Things Morticia Likes
- Long drives
- Salem in October
- Cruise nights
- Chrome polish
- Premium fuel
- Halloween decorations
- Children pointing excitedly
- Adults pretending they aren’t pointing excitedly
- People who wave
- Vintage Americana
Things Morticia Does Not Like
- Cheap gasoline
- Tailgaters
- Touching the paint without asking
- Being called “the Ghostbusters car”Technically the same make & model. Different year.
- Parallel parkingShe’s over twenty feet long. Have some compassion.
For the Record
Fun Facts
- Same make and model as the original Ghostbusters Ecto-1. The movie car was a 1959 Cadillac Miller-Meteor; Morticia is a 1970.
- She weighs approximately three tons.
- She stretches nearly 21 feet from bumper to bumper.
- She’s longer than many pickup trucks.
- Built when American cars were unapologetically enormous.
- She still has her original federal siren.
- Nearly everyone who sees her smiles. We consider that part of her job description.
Optional, and Unforgettable
Need a Ride to Court?
On occasion, Morticia chauffeurs Wright Family Law Group clients to court. Not because they need transportation, but because sometimes showing up in a vintage Cadillac hearse is exactly the confidence boost a difficult day deserves.
Availability is limited and subject to scheduling.
Catch Her in the Wild
Where to Find Morticia
Morticia spends most weekends traveling throughout Massachusetts. Follow her on Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok to see where she’ll appear next. Or better yet, come say hello. She loves meeting the living.
- Classic car shows
- Cruise nights
- Community festivals
- Charity events
- Fourth of July parades
- Halloween celebrations
Asked & Answered
Frequently Asked Questions
Is she really a hearse?
She certainly is.
Is she haunted?
No comment.
Can I take pictures?
Absolutely. We encourage it.
Can kids sit inside?
At many events, yes, when it’s safe and supervised.
Does she still drive?
Beautifully.
Is she available for community events?
Often, yes. If your nonprofit, charity, parade, or community organization would like Morticia to attend an event, we’d love to hear from you. Email her at morticia@wrightfamilylawgroup.com.
Morticia’s Motto
“Life goes on. Even after difficult endings.”
That’s what Wright Family Law Group is here for. Morticia just happens to make the journey a little more memorable.
Put Your Divorce To Rest
Ready to move forward?
Whether you met her at a parade or found her here, Morticia’s job is to start the conversation. Ours is to help you finish it.